Let this be a space for a bit of laugh...

[Tayeb]

Assalamu-alaikum ya Muslimeen and greetings to all others:

We hope you'll participate in this Forum and share some of humour. We'd like to reiterate our rules.

Now let me share with you all 2 of my favourite humours:

Nasruddin and the Will of Allah:

"May the Will of Allah be done," a pious man was saying about something or the other.

"It always is, in any case," said Mullah Nasruddin.

"How can you prove that, Mullah?" asked the man.

"Quite simply. If it wasn't always being done, then surely at some time or another my will would be done, wouldn't it?"

Nasruddin and his donkey:

One day , one of Mullah Nasruddin's friend came over and wanted to borrow his donkey for a day or two. Mullah, knowing his friend, was not kindly inclined to the request, and came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey. Just as Mullah uttered these words, his donkey started braying in his backyard. Hearing the sound, his friend gave him an accusing look, to which Mullah replied: "I refuse to have any further dealings with you since you take a donkey's word over mine."

[Nida]

That was a good one ... : )


Ok Just to lighten up the day , a little humour .. read this somewhere,

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?," enquired Holmes.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"


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um another harmless joke once i read ..


An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.


The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote:"Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

: )


regds-Nida

[wes]

ok, i have a joke or two

a man walks into a bar, and then he says ow and rubs his head

... well i cant think of the other one right now, i'll add it later

Admin: you mean a metal 'bar'? not very funny as it may hurt!!!

[Rose]

I believe Wes meant...

Two men walked into a bar, and the third one ducked.