Muslihah
22-02-2003, 18:51
As-Salamu-Alaikum
This joke was sent to me for a time ago and I can only remember the main story.What I type here is not exactly the same as the original.I have told this to Bro.BinZiad and wish to share with you all :)
Once, there was an old man who kept a spirit as his pet.This spirit stole money for its master.The man spent his life spending stolen wealth happily until he forgot about the afterworld.He left behind orders and did not practice as what a Muslim is told to do.
One day, his death was about to come and he realized that nothing would save him from the torture in the grave.He was so worried and kept on thinking of a way.Finally, he got an idea.....
He went to his pet and said: My life is going to end and I want to make one last request.
Spirit: What is it sir?
Old man: Later in the grave, I will be asked by angels questions.I want you to write all the answers on my shroud.
Spirit: No problem, master.
So when the time come the old man died.Unfortunately, the spirit forgot to carry out the order.
Spirit: Oh no! I forgot to write the answers on my master's shroud. Well......good thing he's a smart person.
In the grave.....
The angels came and asked the old man: Ma Rabbuka? (Who is your God?)
And with full of confidence, the man woke up and search for the answer on his white cloth.Realizing that nothing was on it, he began to search hard for until.....he found a writing.He looked at it and read aloud: Made in China!
Moral of the story: 1) Never have trust on spirits or syaithan.
2) Always be prepared for death, nobody can get away from it.
Muslihah
This joke was sent to me for a time ago and I can only remember the main story.What I type here is not exactly the same as the original.I have told this to Bro.BinZiad and wish to share with you all :)
Once, there was an old man who kept a spirit as his pet.This spirit stole money for its master.The man spent his life spending stolen wealth happily until he forgot about the afterworld.He left behind orders and did not practice as what a Muslim is told to do.
One day, his death was about to come and he realized that nothing would save him from the torture in the grave.He was so worried and kept on thinking of a way.Finally, he got an idea.....
He went to his pet and said: My life is going to end and I want to make one last request.
Spirit: What is it sir?
Old man: Later in the grave, I will be asked by angels questions.I want you to write all the answers on my shroud.
Spirit: No problem, master.
So when the time come the old man died.Unfortunately, the spirit forgot to carry out the order.
Spirit: Oh no! I forgot to write the answers on my master's shroud. Well......good thing he's a smart person.
In the grave.....
The angels came and asked the old man: Ma Rabbuka? (Who is your God?)
And with full of confidence, the man woke up and search for the answer on his white cloth.Realizing that nothing was on it, he began to search hard for until.....he found a writing.He looked at it and read aloud: Made in China!
Moral of the story: 1) Never have trust on spirits or syaithan.
2) Always be prepared for death, nobody can get away from it.
Muslihah