lubna
28-05-2004, 15:34
George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next
when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Imran Fakhar (nick ImmU)
from Dhook Fateh, District Attock. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, ImmU," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news!How big is your army?"
"Right now," said ImmU, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself,
my friends Wali, Zeshan, Popa and my neighbour Jawad, and the entire
Mufta Group (a local group of frnds, they want everything but free (mufta=free))
from the village. That makes 15"
Bush paused. "I must tell you, ImmU that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command."
"BLOODY Hell " said ImmU. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, ImmU called again.
"Mr. Bush, it is ImmU, I'm calling from Dhook's STD, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, ImmU?" Bush asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Sultan's tractor."
Bush sighed. "I must tell you, ImmU, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army
to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
" teri aisi ki taisi....." said ImmU. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, ImmU rang again the next day.
"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne
We've modified Sultan's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking
on some wings and the pind's (Village's) generator. Four boys from Jassian
have joined us as well!"
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.
"I must tell you, ImmU, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.
My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites.
And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Tera phala hove (bless you )...." said ImmU, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, ImmU called again the next day.
"Kehse?, Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said ImmU, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of parathas
and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners!."
when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Imran Fakhar (nick ImmU)
from Dhook Fateh, District Attock. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, ImmU," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news!How big is your army?"
"Right now," said ImmU, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself,
my friends Wali, Zeshan, Popa and my neighbour Jawad, and the entire
Mufta Group (a local group of frnds, they want everything but free (mufta=free))
from the village. That makes 15"
Bush paused. "I must tell you, ImmU that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command."
"BLOODY Hell " said ImmU. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, ImmU called again.
"Mr. Bush, it is ImmU, I'm calling from Dhook's STD, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, ImmU?" Bush asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Sultan's tractor."
Bush sighed. "I must tell you, ImmU, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army
to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
" teri aisi ki taisi....." said ImmU. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, ImmU rang again the next day.
"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne
We've modified Sultan's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking
on some wings and the pind's (Village's) generator. Four boys from Jassian
have joined us as well!"
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.
"I must tell you, ImmU, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.
My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites.
And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Tera phala hove (bless you )...." said ImmU, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, ImmU called again the next day.
"Kehse?, Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said ImmU, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of parathas
and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners!."