macmuslim
18-05-2005, 11:34
Assalamu alaikum
Here's a good one, non religious this time
A lorry driver has broken down at the side of the road. He was carrying a load of monkeys to the zoo in his trailer. So he called his employer to come and collect the lorry, and the employer said it would be hours before he could get anyone out to him.
It was a hot day, and the Monkeys were beginning to become agitated in the back of the lorry.
So, another lorry comes down the road. Lorry driver 2 sees driver 1 at the side of the road and stops to offer his assistance.
"Great!" Says driver 1
"Here's £100.00. Could you please take these monkeys to Chester Zoo for me."
Driver 2 says "Brilliant! No problem!" and happily takes the monkeys on their way.
So Driver 1 waits.....and waits.............and waits to be rescued.
A couple of hours later, he sees driver 2 coming back the way in his lorry......... with the monkeys still in the trailer - so he flags him down.
"Hey! Whats going on? I gave you £100 to take these monkeys to Chester Zoo!!!!!"
Driver 2 replies "I did! But we've still got £50.00 left so now we're going to Alton Towers!!!"
(Alton Towers is a UK Theme Park)
Here's a good one, non religious this time
A lorry driver has broken down at the side of the road. He was carrying a load of monkeys to the zoo in his trailer. So he called his employer to come and collect the lorry, and the employer said it would be hours before he could get anyone out to him.
It was a hot day, and the Monkeys were beginning to become agitated in the back of the lorry.
So, another lorry comes down the road. Lorry driver 2 sees driver 1 at the side of the road and stops to offer his assistance.
"Great!" Says driver 1
"Here's £100.00. Could you please take these monkeys to Chester Zoo for me."
Driver 2 says "Brilliant! No problem!" and happily takes the monkeys on their way.
So Driver 1 waits.....and waits.............and waits to be rescued.
A couple of hours later, he sees driver 2 coming back the way in his lorry......... with the monkeys still in the trailer - so he flags him down.
"Hey! Whats going on? I gave you £100 to take these monkeys to Chester Zoo!!!!!"
Driver 2 replies "I did! But we've still got £50.00 left so now we're going to Alton Towers!!!"
(Alton Towers is a UK Theme Park)