macmuslim
03-07-2005, 03:23
President Bush was on a tour of African villages
He entered the first village with his entourage, and went to the centre of the town to give a quick speech.
"My dear villagers! The USA is your guardian and you friend!!!"
The villagers smile and respond with shouts of "Milagombi! Milagombi!"
Encouraged by this, Bush goes on.........
"We're the only people that can help you in your plight of poverty, and we shall help your government to develop your skills and help you find good jobs!"
The villagers respond with smiles "Milagombi!!! MILAGOMBI!!!!"
GWB carries on his speech, going on about the war on terror, and how the US is the vanguard of democracy and freedom in the west, which brings the elated response
"MILAGOMBI!!!!!!!!!! MILAGOMBI!!!" - now being chanted by the whole village
"Well!" Said GWB to Condoleeza Rice......."I think that went really well!"
"Yes Mr President, it did!"
On the way out of the village, an elderly villager cries out to Bush
"Mister Bush, watch you don't step in that elephant milagombi!"
He entered the first village with his entourage, and went to the centre of the town to give a quick speech.
"My dear villagers! The USA is your guardian and you friend!!!"
The villagers smile and respond with shouts of "Milagombi! Milagombi!"
Encouraged by this, Bush goes on.........
"We're the only people that can help you in your plight of poverty, and we shall help your government to develop your skills and help you find good jobs!"
The villagers respond with smiles "Milagombi!!! MILAGOMBI!!!!"
GWB carries on his speech, going on about the war on terror, and how the US is the vanguard of democracy and freedom in the west, which brings the elated response
"MILAGOMBI!!!!!!!!!! MILAGOMBI!!!" - now being chanted by the whole village
"Well!" Said GWB to Condoleeza Rice......."I think that went really well!"
"Yes Mr President, it did!"
On the way out of the village, an elderly villager cries out to Bush
"Mister Bush, watch you don't step in that elephant milagombi!"